Brilliant Bloopers - 2023 Best Prophets Awards

Welcome to the most anticipated event of the season! The Best Prophets of 2023 have been announced, and they're a real Top of the Heap.

Our expert team of Bloopers Analysts have scoured the globe to find the most influential, the most innovative, and the most utterly bewildering prophets of the year. And the winners are...

• Prophet of the Year 2023 - Balthazar McSnazz, for predicting the exact number of socks lost in the wash.
• Prophet of the Year 2022 - Bubblegum McSpike, for correctly predicting the color of the sky on a Tuesday.
• Top of the Heap - Zorvath, for being the only prophet who didn't get it wrong.

Stay tuned for our special Prophet of the Year Awards Show, where we'll give away prizes, play games, and make fun of our poor, delusional contestants.